Who Needs Windows Anymore?

This is an entertaining device. It's an umbrella that connects to WiFi signal, pulls the weather forcast, and the handle glows differently depending on the odds of rain. But then again, as Engadget puts it, "We're often at a loss as to why the citizens of earth deem it necessary to partake in these "outdoors" of which they speak, but if such an action must be done, might we recommend a WiFi umbrella to help combat the elements?"